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funnyordie:

Rick Perry vs. Tim Tebow
During a recent GOP debate, Texas governor/renowned blowhard Rick Perry compared himself to Denver Broncos messiah Tim Tebow. Let’s see how they stack up.

Because he needed to make a bigger fool of himself

funnyordie:

Rick Perry vs. Tim Tebow

During a recent GOP debate, Texas governor/renowned blowhard Rick Perry compared himself to Denver Broncos messiah Tim Tebow. Let’s see how they stack up.

Because he needed to make a bigger fool of himself

collegehumor:

The 8 Stages of Staying Up All Night
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Aka my life last week

collegehumor:

The 8 Stages of Staying Up All Night

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Aka my life last week

(Source: College Humor)

lickypickystickyfree:

Welcome to kiss it.

#bigassstruggles

lickypickystickyfree:

Welcome to kiss it.

#bigassstruggles

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collegehumor:


Missing Lincoln Statue

If you look close enough you can see a tiny statue of John Wilkes Booth.

Clearly these people are winners in life

collegehumor:

If you look close enough you can see a tiny statue of John Wilkes Booth.

Clearly these people are winners in life

*88

Agent 3Z: crazy - unsexy - not cool

lickypickystickyfree:

A newspaper recently put up a database of more than 374,000 emergency room visit writeups. Here are some sexy highlights.

And what life-lessons should we take away from this? What cautionary tales? How about: don’t stick things up your ass, don’t let your babies suck on strange people’s…

Seriously?

(Source: lickystickypickywe)

lickypickystickyfree:

evangotlib:peachfuzz:


Rick Perry may hate gays, but he loves their style.

Oh.  My.  God.  Rick Perry’s jacket is FAAAAAABULOUS!

There were 3 gay cowboys on Brokeback Mountain, guys!

Our generation is just too damn witty for these GOP candidates to even stand a chance

lickypickystickyfree:

evangotlib:peachfuzz:

Rick Perry may hate gays, but he loves their style.

Oh.  My.  God.  Rick Perry’s jacket is FAAAAAABULOUS!

There were 3 gay cowboys on Brokeback Mountain, guys!

Our generation is just too damn witty for these GOP candidates to even stand a chance

(via lickystickypickywe)

collegehumor:

Snorlax IRL
We’re going to need a bigger pokeball.

Sometimes I miss taking public transportation cuz I miss out on these gems

collegehumor:

Snorlax IRL

We’re going to need a bigger pokeball.

Sometimes I miss taking public transportation cuz I miss out on these gems

textsfrombennett:

A text from Bennett’s girlfriend Mercedes #textsfrombennett

And the plot line thickens

textsfrombennett:

A text from Bennett’s girlfriend Mercedes #textsfrombennett

And the plot line thickens

cuz if you’re going to cry, at least cry like john wayne. 
lickypickystickyfree:

Tears of a clown.aka. today was a typical Monday. Made in hell.

cuz if you’re going to cry, at least cry like john wayne. 

lickypickystickyfree:

Tears of a clown.

aka. today was a typical Monday. Made in hell.

(Source: lickystickypickywe)

much like the idiots i went to high school with, these people are clearly going places in their lives. 
collegehumor:

This week’s top Idiots on the Internet

much like the idiots i went to high school with, these people are clearly going places in their lives. 

collegehumor:

This week’s top Idiots on the Internet

(Source: College Humor)