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No I'm not really a hipster. But does that mean that I love tumblr, skinny jeans, infinity scarves, or my Hipstamatic App on my iPhone any less than a real hipster? You bet your socks it doesn't.
During a recent GOP debate, Texas governor/renowned blowhard Rick Perry compared himself to Denver Broncos messiah Tim Tebow. Let’s see how they stack up.
Because he needed to make a bigger fool of himself
If you look close enough you can see a tiny statue of John Wilkes Booth.
Clearly these people are winners in life
A newspaper recently put up a database of more than 374,000 emergency room visit writeups. Here are some sexy highlights. And what life-lessons should we take away from this? What cautionary tales? How about: don’t stick things up your ass, don’t let your babies suck on strange people’s… Seriously? (Source: lickystickypickywe)
Rick Perry may hate gays, but he loves their style.
Oh. My. God. Rick Perry’s jacket is FAAAAAABULOUS!
There were 3 gay cowboys on Brokeback Mountain, guys!
Our generation is just too damn witty for these GOP candidates to even stand a chance
(via lickystickypickywe)
Snorlax IRL
We’re going to need a bigger pokeball.
Sometimes I miss taking public transportation cuz I miss out on these gems
A text from Bennett’s girlfriend Mercedes #textsfrombennett
And the plot line thickens
cuz if you’re going to cry, at least cry like john wayne.
Tears of a clown.
aka. today was a typical Monday. Made in hell.
(Source: lickystickypickywe)
much like the idiots i went to high school with, these people are clearly going places in their lives.
(Source: College Humor)